Posts Tagged ‘Fat’
Billy the Skid
BILLY "THE SKID" Many years ago, I used to live in Antibes which is in the Midi region of France - between Cannes and Nice. One day, I was on a yacht in the harbour and happened to look across at the boat next door. A man appeared to be drilling a hole in his leg. I shouted to him, asking whether he was all right. He was an Irish shipwright and had been cutting wooden plugs to glue into the deck of the boat that he was working-on. He'd just run out of wood and as he needed only one more [...]
Questions for Fatsos.
SPYGUN HAS ADOPTED A SYMPATHETIC APPROACH TO FAT PEOPLE. Not so long ago, I walked into our local school playground. The sight that battered my eyeballs made me think that I had blundered into an arse-growing competition where there were no losers. There also appeared to be a gut growing competition in the corner. Many easily qualified for both competitions. Sadly, these were adults in their 20s and 30s waiting to pick up their young children. If you are a fat bastard of either sex (or [...]










