“Islam4UK”
I am a great respecter of Islam – in the same sense that I am a respecter of Roman Catholic Priests, Jehovah’s Witnesses, FF bras, Gordon Brown and Disneyworld.
Wootton Bassett has become a bit of a Lourdes-without-miracles but nevertheless, is still a magnet for coachloads of faux-mourners who know that an hour-or-two in the cold and rain may finally help them to achieve fame. You never know, the odd local reporter may walk up the line with his fluffy microphone and ask them what they think of dead soldiers in shiny limos. “I think it’s disgusting.” ” We should bring them back from Afstani…nisst…gan.”
There is little chance of a question about dead Muslims – because we don’t fly coffins full of Muslims back to RAF Lyneham. They might blow up. You can’t be too careful.
Home Secretary Alan “Postman Pat” Johnson was wrong to prevent the procession in the Wiltshire town by Anjem Choudary and the ZZ-Top tribute band currently calling itself Islam4UK. Gordon Brown managed to call the proposed march “abhorrent and offensive” – an opinion without an inquiry! May Allah be praised! (and God too, of course).
Now that senior politicians have had their 15 minutes of outrage- it’s time for them to come into the daylight and smell the Frappuccino: there was never going to be a march.
It shouldn’t take a Max Clifford to work-out that the whole thing was a con, designed to position Islam4UK as a reasonable bunch of bearded guys in frocks and bandaged heads to whom free speech and their inalienable right to protest had been denied by their fascist oppressors – and they succeeded.
If the Prime Minister and his Cabinet don’t wake up, Islam4UK (no-one had heard of them before last Tuesday) will once-again change their name and score yet another PR coup. Thanks to innocent and clueless politicians and with a little help from the Daily Mirror, these Muslim prats are now mainstream. Well done, boys.
Tonight, they must all be sitting around, pissing themselves laughing into their Single Malts. (It’s OK, I have Muslim mates and I understand them).
Postman Pat should have allowed the march to go ahead and asked the media to ignore it. That would have been a “win-win”.
Anjem Choudary is leader of Islam4UK but there’s more.
Enam Chowdhury (coincidence?) and his wife Jasmin own a restaurant is Wootton Bassett and by all accounts, their business is doing well. They have an eight-year-old son named Tahlil who has declared that he wants to join the Army. Why would a nice young Muslim boy wish to join the killing profession?
He thinks that it would be cool that if he was shot or blown up, his body would be paraded through Wootton Bassett and people would pay their respects.
Let’s hope that he’s on our side.












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