“Run Rabbit….run rabbit…”
The Copenhagen Conference on climate change reminds us that there are many ways in which we can help the environment.
For some consumers, good environmental citizenship is important even when choosing sex accessories.
No longer will the eco-conscious tolerate mass-produced plastic personal vibrators because they are made with softeners called phthalates. Some body lubricants contain toxic chemicals more typically found in antifreeze and many leather restraints are made as a by-product of the beef industry. The use of leather-made bondage equipment can also compromise your vegetarian or vegan credentials.
A recent issue of Time magazine described a market in organic lubricants, biodegradable whips and handcuffs, vegan condoms, and glass or mahogany vibrators. Hand-crankable clockwoprk models are becoming increasingly popular as they eliminate the need for batteries.
Some Catholic Church officials have also jumped on the eco-bandwagon by embracing the concept to further denounce chemical and latex birth controls, re-emphasising the traditional “rhythm” family planning as the back-to-nature, eco-friendly contraception method.
One therefore supposes that vibrators with a “kick start” and the 50cc modified chain-saw motor are also harmful to the environment.
Woman in Sex Shop ” I’ll have that one over there, on the shelf behind you”
Shop Assistant: “It’s not for sale.”
Woman: “Why not?”
Shop Assistant: ” That’s my Thermos flask.”












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