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God’s Word and Selective Belief
Brian: "All right! I am the Messiah!" Followers: "He is! He is the Messiah!" Brian: " Now, fuck off!" Arthur: "How shall we fuck off, O Lord? ..." In her American radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger, an observant Orthodox Jew, said that according to Leviticus 18:22 homosexuality is an abomination and cannot be condoned under any circumstances. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a distinguished US resident : Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for [...]
Where did it all go wrong?
THE OLDS. Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned [...]
Will Murray mince?
Suddenly, Andy Murray is British again - at least for the next 12 hours-or-so. But just how British is he? We know that he comes from Dunblane which is in Scottishshire but where are his real allegiances? Here's a clue from Section 22B of the Davis Cup rulebook states: " .....any player who spends at least three consecutive years in one country before the age of 20 is therefore deemed eligible for that second country." It was reported a few weeks ago that "British" Andy has already made [...]
They KNOW it’s all over.
WHERE HAVE THE HEROES GONE? Collectively, we are the rheumy-eyed liver-spotted old duffer who gazes wistfully into his pink gin and sighs to his companion, " Yes. Those were they days. You know, I used to cut quite a dashing figure then. By god, I was one for the ladies. Couldn't keep them away........" The companion nods sagely but feels sorry for the tired old man who has nothing but his memories to sustain him. An old man whose future is now in the past. The threadbare collar on [...]










