‘Dieting’ Archives
Billy the Skid
BILLY "THE SKID" Many years ago, I used to live in Antibes which is in the Midi region of France - between Cannes and Nice. One day, I was on a yacht in the harbour and happened to look across at the boat next door. A man appeared to be drilling a hole in his leg. I shouted to him, asking whether he was all right. He was an Irish shipwright and had been cutting wooden plugs to glue into the deck of the boat that he was working-on. He'd just run out of wood and as he needed only one more [...]
Want to live forever? Why?
BEFORE AFTER "If you had to pick one thing to make people healthier as they age, it would be aerobic exercise" That was said by Professor James Fries who is the founder and Medical Director of Healthtrac as well as a Professor of Medicine at Stanford University. More academic nonsense? A study appears to have shown that running on a regular basis can slow the effects of ageing. The study also showed that elderly joggers were half as likely to die [...]
Prezza the Yakmeister
“I could sup a whole tin of Carnation condensed milk, just for the taste, stupid things like that. Marks & Spencer trifles, I still love them, one of my favourites. I can eat them for ever. Whenever I go to Mr Chu’s in Hull, my favourite Chinese restaurant in the whole world . . . I could eat my way through the entire menu.” Difficult to know whether to take Prezza's bulimia "confession" seriously. After all, he is marketing his autobiography. If you Google [...]
Ricky Gervais: Comedian, Con-Artist or Tosser?
Am I the only one who thinks that there is a touch of the Emperor's New Clothes about Ricky Gervais. He is not a comedian. He is not funny. His early pop "career" shows nothing more than the fact that his primary motivation has simply been the acquisition of fame. Stephen Merchant is the main man. Without him, Gervais is a nobody. Did you see Gervais die on his arse during his first real test - the Diana concert? When challenged about this, he said: "After the Diana concert there was [...]
Questions for Fatsos.
SPYGUN HAS ADOPTED A SYMPATHETIC APPROACH TO FAT PEOPLE. Not so long ago, I walked into our local school playground. The sight that battered my eyeballs made me think that I had blundered into an arse-growing competition where there were no losers. There also appeared to be a gut growing competition in the corner. Many easily qualified for both competitions. Sadly, these were adults in their 20s and 30s waiting to pick up their young children. If you are a fat bastard of either sex (or [...]










